"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Erine81981]

Biggy: *walks in lookin all sad* I wanna hug.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Am I related to you?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Related to...Kyle? Jack, if you are related to Kyle...*stares at Mairin* Oh how incestuous...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *smacks Bo* I was talking about the Big Foot, not the boy.

 

[Beauregard]

Jack: *smacks Bo* I was talking about the Big Foot, not the boy.

Father: It's so hard to tell the difference...*squints*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *squints* Wow, you're right... Hmm, strange. Wait... We ARE the Moppets, of course we're strange.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *adjusts newspaper* I suppose that's true. Well, while you are standing around the kitchen like a piece of animatronic modern art, I don't suppose you could pop the kettle on could you?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Pop... The kettle... On? ...When did we get kettle corn?!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *blink* Allow me a moment to adjust my British ears...the kettle has a corn that needs popping?...I didn't even know it had feet...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...You don't know what kettle corn is?! Good grief! There's no way we're related! Not until you've tried kettle corn at least! C'mon! We're going to the circus!