The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

[LittleJerry92]

I wish Kermit the frog was back on Sesame Street and became the main character day after blah blah blah.

 

[D'Snowth]

At the risk of sounding like one of those feminism opponents and further drive the stigma of girls inviting misfortune on themselves because of what they wear, I saw a girl at the grocery store today, probably no older than thirteen, wearing a completely see-thru dress exposing her bright red bra and panties underneath. What kind of unfit redneck momma lets her little girl go out in public like that?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Keyword: redneck.

 

[D'Snowth]

This exchange in the store parking lot:

PANHANDLER: Let me ask you somethin'. . . .
MY MOM: I ain't got anything for you.
PANHANDLER: Did I ask you anything? I don't want a mu+#@****!n' thing from you ol' b!+c#!
MY MOM: Good, you ain't gettin' a mu+#@****!n' thing from me anyway!

 

[LittleJerry92]

 

[D'Snowth]

This week's neighborhood litter clean up evidently included a used ******. Charming.

 

[LittleJerry92]

It still bugs me that c0ndom is censored.

 

[D'Snowth]

At least you got the point.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

So I am flipping through the XFINITY Stream app and I came upon a Fleetwood Mac concert on PBS of all things.

I dunno why, just thought seeing that was weird out of all the channels there are.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Some fresh poop on the ground.