A lot of weird stuff happening in my house today. . . .
First this morning, the notification tone on my old cell phone sounded off . . . even though it's been dead for weeks, no longer has a number assigned to it, and doesn't have any service whatsoever due to be 3G, so how could I receive a notification on a dead phone that has no service?
Then I go downstairs, and notice the fake decorative tree (not a Christmas tree) had somehow toppled over and knocked a lamp off a table.
Then, I go into the kitchen, and there's suddenly an extra gallon of milk in the fridge that wasn't there before.
Then, I look in the pantry, and a certain utensil was mysteriously left lying out in the open - specifically, the utensil used for sharpening knives.
What is going on?