So, apparently, Republicans are wanting the U.S. to go through another Civil War, only this time, instead of dividing the country by north and south, they're wanting to divide the country into several different sides (such as, the northeast is its own side, the southeast is its own side, the northern midwest is its own side, the southern midwest is its own side, California and the southwest is its own side, the Pacific northwest is its own side, Alaska and Hawaii are their own side)... and, oh yeah, they want all of this to happen, but, shocker, they plan on blaming all of this on Obama.