Okay...I see that the Golden Girls people needs some MAJOR reinforcements!
Gentlemen (and especially the Ladies!), I am here!
And who says that someone over the age of 65 can't be the town hussy?
You never met Grandma Jo, did you? (wish this thing had something that raised it's eyebrows!) She was WELL into her mid-to late-70s and that woman could out dance, out party and out ... well, LOVE ... most young women in their 20s!
How do I know? I worked for this woman, and I swear, she never slept! Between being at work at 5 a.m. and partying until after 2 a.m. and leaving with some young man or another (who would definitely tell us about their night the next day...ew, sometimes), I don't know WHEN she slept!
So, wrinkly, saggy, sexy old women unite!
We'll grind the UF into the ground! Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!
wolfy