The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[The Count]

Thanks... Though I thought Bo would've come in to deliver his latest speech for his most recent prize.

Bobo: Hey there fella... Where you think you're going with that?
*He pats down a returning audience member, making sure nothing was stolen.
Bobo: OK, you're clean... Go on in little buddy.
*Calls for Bobo to come and give the next award.
Bobo: Coooming!

The furry arm of the law, our security bear trundles in to tell us...
Bobo: So you probably want to know who won the best moderator nomination. Let's see... We got five votes for this Count person... And eight other votes for that guy who says he's Fozzie. Personally, I don't trust him. He seems like a good guy... But that mule... Never trust donkeys, that's my motto. Anyway, the winner of the Man, the Po-Lice, the Fuzz, the P.I.
*Hears Piggy yel "Don't you dare!" from the crowd.
Bobo: Wouldn't dream of it... The winner, Kevin Williams.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/manbearpig.png

Here you go mister. Enjoy it in good health, and good luck with your little show here.
*Goes back to his security booth munching obliviously happily away on some chocolate doughnuts he swiped from the buffet table next to Lefty.

 

[Beakerfan]

Congrats Kevin! *throws muffins in the air*

 

[anythingmuppet]

Wowzers, you all did stay pretty late into the night!

Well congrats guys, you've all done very well! *falls over*

Oof...

 

[Beauregard]

Oh! Oh! Why thanky you Pepe...and while we're on the subject of Pepe...where is that sexy muppet mans in whose honour we eat muffins tonight...If you care to share that information you know all members of the BBB will pay you handsomly...

But really...I concider an honour to recieve an honour for Muffining. It's a time honoured tradition at MC, and I have worked hard this year to keep Muffining in the right place amongst news, games and family business (and insider trading, of course.) Muffining can be concidered a nuisence by some, but I believe it's very important to keep it alive within the context of MC, the Muppets, and the memory of Jim Henson.

Love to you all! And pass me those balloons shaped like sharks.

 

[Beakerfan]

*hands Bo a bunch of shark-shaped balloons*

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle: Yeah Kevin!

Herry: Go Kevin! *waves a flag in the air*

Murray: I know i won't.

Kyle: Why's that Murray?

Murray: I don't know?

Kyle: *buries face in hands*

Over in a another part of the theater........

Kyle Moore: I sure do hope that Grey gets here soon.

Yakky: Wonder where Goldie is? She said she would meet me right here.

Biggy: *tied up in a stright jacket* Blblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl..........

Back over at the other seats..........

Oh no!

Herry: What?

I forgot about Kathy. She'll think that i didn't want her to come.

Herry: Don't you worry Kyle. Me, Murray and Bruce can go look for her.

Bruce: Why do i have to go?

Herry: Because i said so. Come on.

Murray: This will be like looking for easter eggs. *claps hands in delight*

 

[Beakerfan]

Goldie: *secretly crawls up Yakky's back and places her tiny hands over his eyes* Guess who!

 

[The Count]

*In the audience... Autumn, um, where's Beth seated? Need her to wake up Abby for the next presentation.
*Is told where to find his cyber-cousin and sends a bat with the mesage to meet us near the stage.

After rousing the fairy-in-training and telling her about what she's to do, Abby poofs near the trophy case that originally contained 45 awards in a neat 9 x 5 arrangement.

Abby: Well hello there. Abby Cadabby here... And my good friend Beth told me to hand this trophy called... *Reads the name off of the cup itself... "The N-O-O-B Award". They tell me that's for the best newest member here at Muppet Central. The winner happens to be...
Claudia Ospitia.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/noobaward.png


She flies the award over to Squeekers and drops it next to the one she got shaped like Crazy Harry as the girl's currently either sleeping or not present.
Abby: Okay... What do I do now? Oh yes... Bye!
*She poofs back to Beths side as we wait to hear the ear-piercing squeee or randomy randomness coming from BeakerSqueeker.

 

[The Count]

Pssst... Kyle... You won an award with Randall for MUP3 trader. Get up there and give some speech or someting... If you wanna...

 

[Beakerfan]

YAY SQUEEK! Congrats, dahling!