The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh, it says that, does it?
Just kidding. Thanks Squeaky.

 

[GelflingWaldo]

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

...We take you now to Greg James with another fast-breaking acceptance speech…

Wow! I don't know what to say. I am honored to have this award bestowed upon me.

Tonight, I think first of those who helped get me here - starting with the all the fans here at Muppet Central. Then, to those who voted in these awards -- and to all of you enjoying this marvelous awards ceremony.

I'm honored tonight by the support of the community.

Being named the "best Muppet Newsman" is more than just winning a popularity contest. It's recognition for the day-by-day fight for information - constantly sleuthing, researching, writing and reporting. There are a lot of exciting projects and events ahead, and the Muppets future is looking bright. I accept this honor with a full and grateful heart - without reservation - and with only one obligation – the obligation to devote every effort of to continue to uncover the latest and greatest Muppet news for the fans...because, you see, I've got a dream. It's about sharing and reporting and discussing current events and recent releases. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And it looks like I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And, well, it kind of makes us like a family.

Thanks again everyone. I am truly touched.

...And now back to you're regularly scheduled awards ceremony…

 

[Pork]

Awww, CONGRATULATIONS. Nice Speech. Too. *aplauds loudly only to be hushed by the numerous sleeping beings around her* Ooh, Sorry. *Curls up and falls asleep herself*

 

[Keeermit]

Thank you one and all for this award, I must thank Kate for bringing this to my attention - so due to all my wonderful skills, talent and amazing abilities - I would like to dedicate this award to me thank you and have a good night/day

 

[dwayne1115]

Good job to all that won

 

[The Count]

Morning has come over the citizens of Hensonville, still celebrating this year's current crop of awards. This day will prove to be exciting for some and an adventure for others.
*Mr. Men segway music plays as a small four-armed king prawn shakes his bun-buns onto the stage.

Pepe: Bom-bom-ba-ba-bom-bom-bom-ba-bom. Hola peeples... Jes, it is I... The handsome and oh so sexy Pepe the King Prawn. Hit is my turn to present one of tese awards okay. And I am the perfect one to give out the Muffin Man or Woman okay. The Muffins are some of my bes friends, Kermin, Fotzie, Ritzo, Gonzo... Even Miss Porky. No, not ju, the other miss bacon bits okay.
*Spots Ana and starts shmoozing in an attempt to get her number.
Wha? Oh jes, the award. And de trophi goes to Mat "Bo" Regard.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/muffinman.png

Okay... Now where are the sexy womens? *Sees they're all taken as dates of the various MC members. Not one single sexy womens here? Unbelievable!
*Grumbles as he leaves the stage.

 

[Beakerfan]

Leprechaun: Ok.... ok I'll talk.....
*being held by his shirt* Do you know.... the muffin man?

Alex: The muffin man?

Leprechaun: The muffin man.

Alex: The one who lives on Dreary Lane? Yes, I know the muffin man.....

Leprechaun: Well..... she's married to the muffin man......

Congrats Beau!

 

[The Count]

*Next up... Blueish feathers ruffle, primping himself for the important announcement from his podium. The self-agrandized eagle assails his platform, dressed in his own refined tuxedo outfit.

Sam: Good morning to you, the fine outstanding citizens of our fair and American town. Today I stand before you to declare the winner of the Went to College or most knowledgeable member in general. This award carries with it the prestige such a position demands, mmm, not to mention the recognition amongst their peers within the community. And the esteemed member who gets this lovely trophy is none other than... Mr. Ed Castle.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/wenttocollage.png


Congratulations sir... You have truly earned this honor. *Shakes his wing with my hand.
Me: Thanks Sam... And thank you to everyone who voted for me to win this one. Genuinely glad the lot of you felt so strongly to give me another award.
Sam: Yes... Now please, let us move on to the next category in this dignified ceremony.
*Sam gets hit by a water balloon from Claudia.
Sam: And leave these weirdos at home next time.

 

[Beakerfan]

YAY! Congratulations Ed!

 

[theprawncracker]

Meanwhile, somewhere, beyond the sea, somewhere waiting for me...

*flying with jet-pack* I wonder where I'm supposed to be going...

*jet pack runs out of fuel* *falls out of the sky* WHAAAAAAAAA!

Super Grover: Have no fear falling friend! *catches Ryan before he hits the ground* It is I, your cute, adorable SU-per monster!

*gasp* Super Grover! You've saved me! Oh thank you! Think you could take me back to the MC Awards?

Super Grover: Certainly! ...Umm, where is that at?

Super Grover, haven't you already been there?

Super Grover: Hmm... Oh, yes, yes! I will take you there faster than a speeding snail! *flies off*

Why do I have a feeling I won't be getting back to the show...?


(OOC: Hey gang, sorry again for missing out on the festivities, but I realy do have to fly off again, so I'll just get lost with Super Grover... but I'll try to be on at some point today, to at least make an acceptance speech. Ed, you're doing a great job with this! Sorry I can't be here... Keep it up my fiend!)