For anyone who has ever been dumped, jilted, or hates this Valentine business, may I serve up a helping of Broken Hearted Lovers' Stew:
And there's a heartache, a memory, and just a tear or two
In the broken hearted lovers' stew.
There's 20 carrots, to remind me of the ring I bought for you
A mint, for all the crazy things we meant to do
A lettuce, 'cause your mom and dad would not let us alone
I won't put in the truffles, you've got truffles of your own.
An artichoke, for the hearty jokes your father used to tell
And as he was a Welshman, we'll add a leek as well
And your cousin, the religious one, so sanctimonious
For him, some loaves and fishes, 'cause it's all he ever does
There is a radish,'cause you kept repeating that your love was true
A beet root, for the times I said that I'd be true to you
Some shallots, for the times I said I love you such a lot
Some capers, to remind me of what up to which we got
A turnip, for the way you always used to turn up late
A melon, for the melancholy way I used to wait
A chili, for how I felt while I waited for you
And a marrow to remind me of what I was frozen to
And there's a heartache, a memory, and just a tear or two
In the broken hearted lover's stew, **** YOU!! 8)