The dark day of Valentines Day is upon us...

D'Snowth

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No more bah-humbugging for me this year!

Well, I don't quite exactly have a reason to celebrate Valentine's Day this year, but unlike the previous three Heart Days, this year, I really no longer have a reason not to celebrate.

:big_grin:
 

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I bought some nice Transformers Animated valentines at a weird store last night.

Best part is, they don't actually have Valentine sayings on them, so I can just use them as little cards to tape to stuff.
 

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I would think that this would actually go in the Disturbing Commercial thread, but I figure since this is specifically a Valentine's Day commercial, I'd post it here instead.

So, anyone see the commercial for the 4-foot teddy bear that's supposedly the perfect Valentine gift this year? The first thing we see in the commercial is a hot tart holding a ruler close to the teddy bear's - um - crotch, while the announcer states, "This Valentine's Day, size really does matter!"

Wow. That's just... wow. I don't even have words for that. ><

Other than that, you been seeing those Russell Stover commercials so far? I'm almost certain that I saw Ned Beatty in one of them... I'm waiting to see that specific one again to see if that really is him.
 

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Oh hey, I'm continuing my unbroken record for being single for now 22 years of my life XD

Oh well. I can celebrate knowing I have a test Friday pfft
 

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What, you can't get Frankenstein to build you one?
 

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Don't be silly. I can't get Frankenstein to build me a mate.

Besides, I already owe him money.
 

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I am joining in this thread too. I am single, no love life and Valentine's Day is my dark day. Good luck on me for that stuff. :sigh:
 

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So, anyone see the commercial for the 4-foot teddy bear that's supposedly the perfect Valentine gift this year? The first thing we see in the commercial is a hot tart holding a ruler close to the teddy bear's - um - crotch, while the announcer states, "This Valentine's Day, size really does matter!"

I know what Tony Stark is getting Pepper Pots for Valentines... :halo:
 
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