The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Who is this hot guy of yours? Why have I never met him? Got any pictures?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think I have a pic of him on my computer. Uno momento...

*go to boot up my computer*

*few minutes later, a photo of Johnny appears on the screen*

Here, that's my hot guy

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Huh...he is hot. Needs a haircut though

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't mind his haircut. It's better than him being bald

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ew, bald

So when am I gonna meet him?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, it's kinda difficult, unless Johnny and Ember are two separate persons and not just one and the same

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Johnny suddenly comes in the bedroom, Ember still on the bed*

Johnny: Hey, Yuna, do you have any idea whe- O_O

Ember: Hm...he's cuter in person

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O_O

*look at Johnny, then at Ember and then at Johnny again*

You're there? And you *look at Ember* are here? But... but but but I thought you were o-one a-and the s-same O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Johnny: S-so did I O_O Geez...I got up early and was gonna surprise you with a present but I've been looking for the keys to the car all morning...and...this...what...huh...@_@

Ember: Does he always babble like an idiot? Still...*gets up and drags him over to the bed forcing him to sit down* Hm...*stares at him and Yuna* You two really do make a cute couple...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*very confused*

What's going on? Wait a minute, if you got up early this morning, Johnny, who was the guy, looking like you before turning into Ember, next to me when I woke up this morning?

*grab my head*

Wah! This is so confusing!