The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Johnny 1: I'm still waiting for that...
Johnny 2: *slaps the back of 1's head* You're disgusting...

*Spike starts sniffing at them*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*raise an eyebrow*
Maaaaaaaaaaaybe the real one will get the massage I offered that day. Well then, whih one of you would be happy to see me in less clothes - or none at all?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

J1: *makes some suggestive sounding bat noises*
J2: *stares at 1, giving him a "really? moron..." look*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Well, Johnny does like it hen he gets a good look at my body*

Well then, who of you wants me to rub your tummy and give you ear scratchies?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*1 practically jumps onto Yuna's lap while 2 drags him off*

*Spike starts growling*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*goes to room*

*lays in bed*

Where could everybody be? Are they... searching for me? Did I lead them to their deaths?!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think Maybe the one who was dragged off is the real one?*

*notice Spike growling*

What is it, boy?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Spike sniffs at the both of them again, growling*

*2 tries to nudge Spike away with foot*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stand up and approach Johnny 2*

Spike, is this one NOT the real Johnny?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*2 rolls his eyes and seemingly absorbs 1*

I'm ashamed in you...