The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Um, Grace, I wandered off)


*wander around, looking at the attractions; a random guy suddenly blocks my path*

Guy: “’ello. What’s a little thing like you doing here all alone?”

*glare*
Trying to get away from guys like you?

*push him out of the way; he grabs me, causing me to drop Stitch and the teddy*

You asked for it.
*kick his jewels; pick up the plushies while he doubles over in pain; I cast a spell on him before going away*

*five seconds later*
Guy: *screams in pain and runs around with his pants on fire*

*smirk to myself in self-satisfaction*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hears screaming*

O_0

What on earth? *runs off to find yuna*

Yuna? YUNA? Are you ok? @_@

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, after I kicked this guy and burned him.

*dust some dirt off the plushies*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You did WHAT? *facepalm*

Well, at least you are ok. Hope that guy wasn't expecting to have kids. If the kick didn't do it, the 3rd degree burns will...

 

[Lola p]

*facepalm*

*sees a Crow T. Robot plushie*

**tugs on sarge**


Me. Want. That.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Well you weren't the one being grabbed like that*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sees game Grace is pointing at*

*plays game and wins*

*hands her plushie*

You know, Yuna...people tend to not mess with people who are obviously bikers or punks. Maybe you should consider changing your image from innocent girl to...someone who could kick your butt just by looking at them

 

[Lola p]

*squees*

Thank you!

*nods with sarge*

I agree. No one messes with me...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Trouble though, it wouldn't be really me, would it? :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But you aren't an innocent girl You CAN kick someone's butt without even touching them. And possibly ruin their chances of reproduction forever

Why do you think no one bothers us when I'm with you, then the second you leave me, someone bothers you?