The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm concerned you are a bit too obsessed with ruining reproduction

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, not really. Only in extreme cases. And that kick wasn't even that hard, that guy was just a pushover.

So, wanna head back to the apartment?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You still scare me *fidgets a bit*

Hmm...*stares at giant plushies*

I did not think that one through...lets go back to the bike and hopefully no one is in the parking lot...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm seriously wondering how we're gonna do it with two giant plushies and a little teddy bear.

And I scare you? Cool =D

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah, because even though I have a high tolerance of pain...*trails off*

Hubert now scares me in a completely different way. How did he get into my room and why would he take a picture of me sleeping?

*looks around, opens portal, and throws plushies in*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You'd still want to reproduce? Or at least be able to *blush and clear throat*

I think he's a stalker. I mean, I would at least ask you if I could take a pic of you. Unless we're out somewhere, then I take pics indiscriminately.

*shrug after the plushies are thrown in the portal*
That'll work.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

wasn't going to go in that direction X_x I was only going to say it's one of the only places that high pain tolerance doesn't really affect...in human form at least. Demon form theres really nothing...uh...

Awkward conversation is awkward...

Lets just go back to the apartment now...
*gets on bike*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*try to erase the awkward conversation from my mind while getting on the bike*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I'm starting to sense a trend with all my late night posts X_x)

*pulls into garage*

*opens portal and gets plushies out*

I guess I'll be going to sleep now...

Good night...*awkwardly walks back to room*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still blushing*

Night.

*walk back to my room, carrying my new plushies in my arms; dump them onto my bed*

Ugh, I need a walk.

*leave the bedroom while Golbez watches from his sleeping place; teleport to the forest; walk on the path for a long time until I decide to go offroad*

*several minutes later I come across a giant tree at a spring*

Well, not exactly the holiday trees but it's a nice place anyway.

*sit down beneath the tree*