The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*open potions book*
Here's something. A pepperup potion would make the temperature go down, though the side effect's steam coming out of my ears for a few hours. A tea mixed with a dash of Remedy - I got one bottle in my cupboard - would also help.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But would it actually cure whatever is causing this? Well...if gets your fever down at least *goes get bottle from Yuna's room*

Do you want me to get you ice cream?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Did you just say ice cream? Wuld that actually help?

Well, a Remedy can heal everything, except dead and unconsciousness. But the trouble is, it's very rare. The only thing rarer are Elixirs and Megaelixirs.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't know if it would help but it might make you feel better...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I usually had chicken noodle soup or crisp bread and pepprmint tea when I was sick. Then again, it never occurred to me to eat something sweet.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm going to get you ice cream anyway.

This is going to be a gross thought, but...what if you are turning into a wereroach?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look like I'm about to throw up at the thought*
I think I'm gonna commit suicide if that happens...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, I'm going to get you ice cream. Please don't be dead when I get back. *makes copy of demon form* There's something to keep you company. At least that copy isn't totally useless. It has claws and can do melee combat if necessary. I'm not taking chances with you sick like this...

*goes to get ice cream*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*nod slowly and lean head against the backrest*
*silently to myself* Of all the things we had to encounter, it had to be a roach.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Copy: *stares at Yuna*

*meanwhile*
*arrives at ice cream place and goes in*

Frosch: Well, hello there. Where's your friend?

*quietly* We went by that house and that guy really is some kind of roach monster. He spit acid at Yuna and now she's sick so I'm getting ice cream to make her feel better

Frosch: If he was a wereroach...your friend may be turning into one...

yeah...I already said that. She didn't exactly like that idea. But do you blame her? I should really be getting back. I don't want to leave her alone too long...