The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

It takes some time to accept things like these. To talk to people about monsters when they least expect it is not a good idea. They might think we're attacking them.

 

[Misskermie]

But I only attack their car's oil tanks!

And by that logic, Animal should be hunted like this too!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yuna...how come you keep dodging the idea you have a "god" form? granted, I do sound like a hypocrite asking you that...but...aren't you even a little bit curious?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Animal is well-known, but we're not.
*curl up into a ball*
I guess if we were Muppets, the people would love us.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I am curious about it but also afraid. What if I lose control of myelf and attack my friends and innocents?

(my plan's actually for me to enter my "god" form when I'm on the brink of death. In other words, I need a fight to the death )

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...*washing machine stops*

*throws coat into dryer and more laundry into washer*

Its about time this thing was fixed...

You think you have it hard? I'm pretty sure I have the whole "accepting the monster" thing worse than all of you. There have at least been movies with nice werewolves and vampires, but have you ever seen a movie with a demon that wasn't working for evil?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

No. Kind of unfair, isn't it?

*put hand over my head and groan*
I think there was something in the acid...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*takes off glove and puts hand on Yuna's forehead*

...you have a fever

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That would explain some things...
*close eyes and fall asleep*


(the skeletons from Skeleton Dance are livelier than I am right now, nighty night, even though it's already early morning here)

 

[Misskermie]

I'm gonna sleep too