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The Creature Calamity Club

Misskermie

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Alrighty. Luckily, soup cans already have chicken, or Hubert would burn me.


*Grabs soup out of Cabinet*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*giggle in response*
Well, it wouldn't be every day we'd see a burning cyborg.

*Shadow crawls over to me, I lightly stroke his head*
 

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That's true. :big_grin:


Ok, Now to put the soup in the bowl...

*Puts soup in bowl then uses heat vision to heat it*


Here ya go Yuna!
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Thank you.
*start to eat the soup while Shadow crawls over to Jaz and looks at her curiously*
 

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Well...good news and bad news.

Good news is that there have been a limited number of cases of this happening. The bad news is that the acid that roach monsters spit should only be powerful enough to break down what is in a roach's natural diet. Which is not people.

Some people have severe allergic reactions to the acid that match your symptoms. You will not turn into a roach...but the problem is that out of all the cases...there was only one survivor. The problem is that no one knows what cured her. Apparently, she was wandering through the woods to see one of her favorite vantage points one last time and was attacked by some unknown creature...after being bitten by something...she started to recover.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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(Me too, Jaz :smile:)

Only one survivor?
*look down at the half-empty bowl, frowning*
If we don't know what really happened to her, then we may as well give up... No.
*look up with a determined look on my face*
I won't give up. I'm gonna try fighting and I'm gonna find a cure or die trying. No stinky little roach, monster or not, is gonna do me in.
 
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