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The Creature Calamity Club

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I really don't know how to get you out of this one. I can't use take this bracelet off to use my powers. I'll just get thrown out of the zoo. I brought an extra bracelet so you can get out of here, but I don't know how to get you out of this enclosure first...
 

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*zoo keeper comes back, and tries to break free, but to no avail*
 

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Zookeeper: I thought I told you to go away. *tosses some meat at Grace that looks vaguely rotten*

Ew...is that really what you are feeding it? Even a mindless monster deserves something better than that.

Zookeeper: What are you? some weird animal activist?

uh...*notices some bats hanging out in a nearby tree* You win...I'll leave...
 

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I'm not eating this.

*throws at keeper*

Bring me a Big Mac.
 

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Zookeeper: Then starve. Maybe your cognitive abilities are higher than I expected, but you are still an animal and I will treat you like one.

*meanwhile*
I hope I can still talk to bats...
*talking to the bats in bat language*
 

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So... I've noticed that you seem tense at work. Care to explain?
 

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Zookeeper: Being a zookeeper here isn't that great. The boss is always breathing down your neck. One thing goes wrong and you become... wait...why am I talking you?

*in bat language*
So you know where the control to the force field is? Can you get in there and turn it off?

Bat: Their security here isn't very good. We invade the place all the time. Its about the only fun we get around here. We would go visit the bats in the enclosure sometimes. Ingrates. Can you believe they flew away without even saying bye to us?
 

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Because, i am listening. Think about it: does anyone else here listen to you?
 

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Zookeeper: Well...I do sometimes talk to the lions, but they tend to just roar at me all the time.

*a bunch of bats fly off in the direction of a large building*

*hides behind a tree...ready to make move*
 

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Really? Cool.

Would you like to learn about me?
 
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