The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I thought this area was a petting zoo...thats what I was told

 

[Lola p]

She was moved after she had an incident... Foul beast. Not like she can understand me though..

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What kind of incident? Maybe someone was antagonizing her. I mean...she is a wild animal. Animals tend to get snappy when people poke and prod at them

 

[Lola p]

Looks up at keeper**

I am nt dumb. I can talk!

**can you take the keeper over? I'm running out of ideas**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Didn't you see that announcement on tv about monsters?

Zookeeper: Yes, I did. And honestly, they seem to me to be something that should be studied. Apparently, it is capable of mimicking human speech, much like a parrot

 

[Lola p]

*facepalm*

Madam, really? I am not stupid, in fact, I am above average on all of my test scores.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Zookeeper: How cute. It learned to say a complete sentence. *talking robotic as if grace doesn't understand* What test scores might these be?

 

[Lola p]

Basic state testing, NWEA, and ISTEP.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(this is going nowhere)

Shouldn't you be...feeding it or something? It looks kinda hungry.

Zookeeper: *checks watch* Hm...you are right. Its about feeding time. I'll be back in a few minutes. I expect you to be gone by the time I get back.

*walks off*

 

[Lola p]

Sarge... What..?