The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

I drink blood bags.

And I have this belt to control myself on the full moon.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: And you do not live in a cave or anything like that, right?

 

[Lola p]

No. I live in a protected apartment building...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh no...*facepalm*

Rex: And you still like doing normal things...like going out for ice cream?

 

[Lola p]

Yes! I love ice cream!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*in a calm and quiet voice*
At least she didn't reveal the location of our apartment...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: See? She's a normal person just like you and me. Now, is there anything else you want to say? Address any misconceptions?

*trying hard to not pass out* X_x

 

[Lola p]

I have a very high IQ... I'm not stupid....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Well, there you have it. I hope this broadcast shed some light on the situation and you finally understand that monsters are not bad. Now, under no circumstances should she, or any monster, be mobbed, harassed, attacked. If you have an issue with a monster, contact us using the number at the bottom of the screen. Monster hunters who are going after genuinely evil monsters, which there are few of, NEED a license. Anyone who is bothering or trying to hurt a monster will be arrested on the spot. Thank for watching. *ends broadcast*

X_x *finally just passes out from stress*

 

[Lola p]

Thank you...