The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

Ok.

So lets start...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Well, how do you think we should go about this?

 

[Lola p]

Have no idea. You're the leader...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Well...people already know what you look like as a human. Maybe you should change on screen, and I dunno, tell a bit about yourself?

 

[Lola p]

ok. Start it up.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Ok...everyone else, stay out of camera range...

*rex pushes a button and a camera drops down from the ceiling*

Rex: This is a special announcement. I am Agent Rex. I am with an organization that is here to protect monsters and help them live normal lives. Most monsters are good and are working to protect you. It has come to my attention that there has been footage circulating of a supposed "evil" monster. Well, I have that monster right here. To set the record straight, she is not evil. She is working with us to protect you citizens. There are many false assumptions about monsters, and we want to clear them up. Do you want to take it away?

*still human, leaning against a wall out of shot...and is a complete nervous wreck*

 

[Lola p]

*Comes in and trasforms into mormal form, * normal looking person with red eye, fangs, a tail, wolf ears, and bat wings*

Hi. I am this supposed "Evil" Monster.

I am not evil, I actually have been working to protect you all.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Go on...maybe show them some of your other forms?

 

[Lola p]

*changes to vampire and werewolf forms, then changes to alicorn form*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*still really nervous*

Rex: Now, people are wondering, if you do not kill people, how do you get blood to live?