The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

If I wanted to kill you, I would have done that when I first encountered you.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I would have mentioned The Nightmare Before Christmas first. The monster there exist to scare poeple but never hurt them. Well, except Oogie Boogie. But they all need to be a bit more open-minded.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Person 1: Maybe its all a trap!
Person 2: Or she's telling the truth
Person 3: Maybe she will attack as soon as we turn our backs!

Are the people in the town really this dumb? I've met clumps of dirt with more intelligence...

 

[Lola p]

Look. I'm not going to kill you.

*Makes it rain candy*

 

[Hubert]

*runs over to where Sarge and Yuna are*

Um...guys...the footage of Grace snapping "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" is appearing all over the news...some guy recorded it on his phone and sent it to everyone...they're using it as more proof that monsters are bad.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*ignores Hubert, more fascinated by the fact she made it rain candy*

This has been going on for hours. You would thing angry mobs would need a bathroom break or something

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh poopie, can't they give it a rest? If this goes on they're going to track us down, lock us in and burn the building with us inside.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Where's the footage of her making it rain candy? How is that even possible?

Person: Its probably poisoned

*facepalm*
This is like a bad train wreck. Think they'll get bored and give up any time soon?

 

[Lola p]

No, Its actualy candy! See?

*pulls a Snickers out and eats it*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take a Snickers too, start to eat it and speak with my mouth full*
Doeshn' tasht poshined,