The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

(have you been paying attention to every time I said as a male I look like the guy in my avatar who happens to be a biker? You need to watch more Danny Phantom )

I was making a joke about how I'm dressed...

I'm really worried about how this conversation with the mob is heading...

(oh man, typos XD)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(I've forgotten about that )

*look at Sarge's clothes*
Oh... I'm officially blind.

Yeah, me too. Grace should skedaddle while she still can.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(have another reminder )

What? Trenchcoats are awesome. Don't give me that look.

*looks back at mob*

*crowd gasps at Grace*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(thank you for the reminder )

I didn't say they weren't. It looks good on you, though I still think the Organization XIII cloaks are way cooler.

I see them chasing her with torches, pitchforks, scythes and a cannon any moment now.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, now I know what to get you for your birthday.

Someone already shouted to grab pitchforks. Honestly if this wasn't a serious situation I'd be laughing my butt off...

 

[Lola p]

What? I think I look good!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Crowd: Are you gonna attack us now, monster?

 

[Lola p]

No, I'm not gonna atack!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Pity, my birthday was last month

What is it with people assuming vampires, werewolves and whatnot would attack them?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Because. Hollywood.

Person 1: Maybe she really isn't going to hurt us?
Person 2: Thats absurd. Name one movie where the monster wasn't evil!
Person 1: Twilight...Teen Wolf...

That person just lost points for mentioning Twilight first