The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

Yes we have. countless times. We work in mysterous ways!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

She just can't drop this, can she? And I would have punched you and kicked you and bitten you if you had dragged me off in an alleyway instead of asking me a simple question.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Person: Do those mysterious ways include killing innocent people?

 

[Lola p]

No! I never have!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Aw, does Yuna not like random creeps dressed as bikers sneaking up on her pulling her into an alley? I'll make a mental note of that before I try it some time

*stares at crowd*

Person: We don't know that!
Person 2: How do you explain those bodies found that were completely mauled?

Oh god...*has flashbacks of the aftermath of a few bloodlusts*

 

[Lola p]

That was not me!

You know, there are more monsters than werewolves!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*cringes*

Person: So where are these other monsters?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

What gave you the idea that I meant bikers?

*watch the crowd apprehensively*
I've got a feeling this is going to end ugly.

 

[Lola p]

Everywhere.

And I have a whole frend list of peaceful monsters.

*Goes into vampire form, pretty much a regular human but with red eyes and fangs, with bat wings**

I'm also part vampire.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If she were male and would sparkle, then she would attract quite a few sparklepire fangirls.