The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*runs in*

...

*Slowly backs up and waits in the doorway*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Uh huh...but what about all these personal accounts we have that have not appeared on tv? How do you explain all the people who died? We have footage of you going on a killing spree, sucking people's blood dry. Explain that.

 

[Vincent L]

(quietly) You better be careful what you say, the reporters are here again.

 

[Misskermie]

Uhhh... It wasn't her! It...


It was me.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*still invisible*

*teleports Jaz back to the apartment*

Stay!

*teleports back to store*

 

[Lola p]

Simply. Someone switched my normal blood supply with Fairy blood, and that makes vampires go on an insane bloodlust.

***Anyone know that reference?***

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: You really expect me to believe that?

 

[Misskermie]

*crosses arms*

Well, you try to help someone, and you get sent back home.
A well behaved human being would do as she's told.


...

But I'm not well behaved, OR a human being.

 

[Lola p]

Its true.

Have you not ever seen True Blood?

Look, can I ask you this: Do you think I am a murderous beast?

 

[Vincent L]

(to self) Fairies have blood? Interesting…