The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*claps at Yuna's suggestion*

Finally someone agrees with me!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

MORE OFFSPRING!

With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes, hit ‘em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see ‘em running for their lives

Slowly outta line and drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I’m wide awake, it’s a scene about me
There’s something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can’t get what you want, well, it’s all because of me

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm getting annoyed at her telling me I have fangs and stuff. I don't feel or see anything and, more importantly, I don't wanna be a vampire.

 

[Lola p]

Yuna... I am just speeding along a very hard and painful process....

Look, your fangs are coming in!

 

[Hubert]

*jokingly*

Hmm...I guess you're a werewolf, too then, if you don't notice anything...

EDIT: Ziffeled.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Whatever. I just know I don't want to be a vampire or a werewolf or a wereweasle or a werechocobo or a werecactuar. But I wouldn't mind a werefrog or a wereduck

 

[Lola p]

Well.. Your already turning into a vampire...

 

[Vincent L]

I might be able to help you with the were-animal things.

EDIT: ziffeled

 

[Hubert]

*sings, upon hearing "werechocobo"*

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Down to Chocobo
We'll get there fast and then we'll take
it slow That's where we wanna go
Way down to Chocobo

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Now I don't see
Things the way I did before
Can't stand to feel this way
Things important yesterday
Don't matter anymore
It doesn't make any sense
To feel so different day to day
(Can't stand to feel this way)
When nothing's changed except for me