The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

I got it in a raid.. Got like 5 more of em!

*races away*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Is anyone else confused?

 

[Vincent L]

[raises hand]

Well, you look like a very nice monster. Will you protect me?
Oh wait…
[snaps out of personality]
[still unable to return to original form]

 

[Misskermie]

Maybe Grace needs to be around more of her kind...



Can someone gimmie more oil?

 

[Vincent L]

[hands cod liver oil from another thread]

 

[Misskermie]

Hmmm...

*Drinks some, then spits out*


WHAT IS THIS DiET?


EDIT: I wanna be ziffled, so I am.

 

[Vincent L]

You want something else? Let's see...
Olive oil
Vegetable oil
Sesame oil
What's oil paint doing here?
Mineral oil
Motor oil
Lamp oil
…

 

[Misskermie]

Motor Oil! I love that. And when we go shopping, remind me to add motor oil, blood, meat, whatever you eat, and whatever demons eat.

 

[Vincent L]

"Remind me to get motor oil, blood, and meat when I get to the grocery store"
Siri: "I refuse to add this to your reminders list as you do not appear to be human."

 

[Misskermie]

And neither are you. As long as you shape shift, you're not human.