The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm not a lady

 

[Hubert]

I don't even care...just go first already!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Baby...

*walks through door*

See?

 

[Vincent L]

[walks in]
Ahhhhhhhhh!
[fallls in a trap door]
(muffled voice) Why is it always me?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*shopkeeper walks over and pulls Vincent out*

Shopkeeper: Welcome! I don't get many visitors.
Me: I can see why
Shopkeeper: Its just a harmless prank. This door is equipped with a machine that reads what you think will happen when you walk in and it does. Nothing seems to have happened to you so...
Me: Its just a store. Why would anyone be scared to come in?
Shopkeeper: We sell things in here that normal people may find strange or frightening...
Me: Like what?
Shopkeeper: Why don't you and your friends wander around the store a bit?
Me: Come on guys, lets just look around

 

[Vincent L]

Is that machine for sale? It might be useful to put it in the apartment lobby.

 

[Hubert]

OK, I'm coming in now...and I wonder what would happen if I think...

*walks in apartment*

Hey! Nothing happened! I was thinking that the Muppets would be there to greet me...I guess it's what you think actually will happen and not what you hope will...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Pity, would have beencool to be greeted by a Muppet.
*walks around the store, looking interested*
Hey, that's a nice hat.

 

[Hubert]

Very interesting store...

 

[Vincent L]

It appears that the machine malfunctions, better not buy it.
Oh look, a model of Atlantis!