The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I think I'll have mint chocolate chip

 

[Hubert]

*to worker*

I'll have today's special, that triple lemon ice cream.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*walks through town, looking at various sights and eating ice cream*
Nice place, looks much better than my old hometown. Although that's not saying much.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey look, there's a store that sells stuff about the supernatural. Think there would be anything in there useful?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Probably. And it wouldn't hurt to take a look, unless the store owner decides to zap everyone entering the store.

 

[Hubert]

Just beware of any government tricks...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

The government should just leave us alone. Okay, I'm going in now.
*enters the store only to be zapped*
Not funny -_-

 

[Vincent L]

Still going in?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Just go in, the shopkeeper is probably just some harmless goth...

 

[Hubert]

*still hesitant about going in*

Uh...ladies first...