The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Too bad by the time that's supposed to happen you'll be in your own body...I hope. @_@

You know, having to look at myself all day, I REALLY need to do something about my beard. It's so scraggly looking, like I'm trying too hard to grow it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I think I would have it around the middle of April, so I would say I'd be back in my body. Ugh, I just hate the time of the month -_-

And yes, please do something about it. Your beard is too scratchy when kissing you. I just never complained because it's your decision if you want a beard or not

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Gee...thanks...

It's not my fault I can't grow it out more -_-

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take Johnny's hand*
For the record, you're such a good kisser that I stopped caring about your beard scratching me ages ago.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, while we are on the subject is there anything else I should know about myself? >_>

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think for a moment*
Hm, all I can think of is that you're absolutely adorable and sexy, and great in bed. And that I seem to be addicted to you. But I can't think of anything negative about you.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well then what do you want me to do about my beard? Just shave it off?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, perhaps. But if you like it and don't want to shave it off, then you don't have to. I don't want to rule over your life and looks.

*give his hand a gentle squeeze*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sigh*

I wish there was a way to just grow it out a bit...I don't really want to shave it...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Then you won't have to.

*let go of his hand and put my arm around his waist*
You're the perfect husband to me, with or without a beard :3