The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Now that Yuna is in my body I was joking about letting her eat at much ice cream as she wants since I don't get full

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Mister Frosch: "Ah I see." *to me* "Please don't eat everything though, I still get other customers beside you two."

Don't worry, I just have today's special.

Mister Frosch: "And you, Johnny?"

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I guess I'll just have a vanilla ice cream cone...

This "feeling full" thing kinda sucks. I don't like it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But better than starving

*Mister Frosch prepares Johnny's ice cream and gives it to him before preparing today's special, which consists of raspberry and chocolate ice cream with hot raspberry sauce in a bowl*

*about to walk to the counter to get my ice cream when pants fall down*

Mister Frosch: "Nice boxers."

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*facepalm*

She can't control my ghost powers

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*put the pants back on*
At least it's only intangibility I have problems with.

*walk to the counter and take the bowl of ice cream*
Thanks.

*sit down with Johnny*

Mister Frosch: "Oh, and Johnny, pink isn't your color."

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah yeah. I buy whatever is on sale or cheap. No one is gonna see my underwear so why does it matter?

Sometimes I wonder about the people who design boxers and wonder if they make them specifically for girls, despite girls not being the ones who wear them

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*shrug*
Or they design boxers specifically for homosexual men

But at least we wear underwear. Would be worse if we wouldn't.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But enough about underwear, what's it like to be in my body?

Honestly, being able to turn female, this isn't really anything different for me

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's kinda weird for me, not having anything up here but having something between my legs. Oh, and the pants randomly falling down. But at least I won't have to worry about the time of the month in a male's body