The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Waiter: "Your orders will be here momentarily." *leaves*

So, anything you'd like to do today? I was thinking we start looking for someone to marry us. I mean, who knows how long it's going to take unil we find someone.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Where would we even look? I doubt people would announce they do monster weddings...

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*Picks up a few and reads them*

Wow, these aren't half bad. But where did they come from?

*Looks up as another paper ball falls. It seems to have been thrown over a brick balcony from the first floor. Grumbling is heard*

Um, Hello? Excuse me! Sir?

*An old man pops his head over the wall and looks down at me with a grumpy expression*

Old Man: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

Well, you seem to be littering on me. Some people consider that vandalism.

Old Man: Bah, what do I care! It's all garbage anyway!

*Disappears behind the wall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, we won't know until we start looking. And who knows, maybe there is someone who does monster weddings in secret.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I hope so. I honestly don't trust SOME people to act normal...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I know what you mean.

*waiter arrives with our orders*

But first, let's eat.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yep

*starts eating*

Maybe Rex might know someone...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, it won't hurt to ask him, unless he's working out and we get a punching bag in our faces.

*start eating*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Let's hope he's not in a bad mood...he's been really crabby lately...

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Humph! Grumpy old geezer...

*looks around to see if anyone is looking and collects all of the papers. Walks off whistling innocently*