The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's either the mid-life crisis or he got turned into another were-creature...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'd say more like mid-life crisis

Now lets wait to see how long it takes for him to buy a Lamborghini

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Depends on his income. For all we know, he could buy one... in his next life

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I could buy one But personally I think they are ugly

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*goes back to apartment, makes a hot cocoa and reads the rest of the letters, many of which are very moving.*

Aww, poor guy. *sigh* I wish there was something I could do…

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I think the car, the van and the bike are enough. No need for a Lamborghini

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And I don't want to come off as a rich snobby person who shows off how rich they are

*finishes eating*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't like those people anyway

*eat my last bite and then finish drinking*

But I love you just the way you are :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, I guess let's ask Rex now

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yup.

*we pay and leave*