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The Creature Calamity Club

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Butcher: Buncha *beeps* if you ask me. Mostly they don't want people invading their blood monopoly, since you have to charge people what they tell you to and give them half the money you make. I really do hate vampires with a passion. They all think they are better than everyone else.
 

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I'm not fond of vampires either. But, uh, why are you telling me this?

*tilt head in confusion*
 

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Butcher: Cuz I know your not human. Though he never told me what you are. Either way, tell him I said hi
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Oh.

*nod and smile*
Okay, I will. Bye.

*return home*

*arrive home*
Johnny! I'm back!
 

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Blame the butcher, he had to go on a short rant about vampires. He says hi, by the way.

*give Johnny the cow brain*
 

Sgt Floyd

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One of the reasons I stopped going :/

*takes brain to kitchen and unwraps it*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*follow Johnny to the kitchen*
Did you mention me once when you got cow blood from him?
 

Sgt Floyd

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Yes...it was when we first got together I was so excited I had to tell someone...

*sits down and starts eating the brain*
 

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Don't worry, I'm not mad or anything. I was just curious.

*smile fondly at him*
You know, the day we got together and had our first date was one of the best days in my life. So far, only the day you proposed exceeds this.
 
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