The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

I would prefer if it would be sooner than later.

*sigh*
But it's unfair these things always have to happen to you...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*smirks* You know, I'm ok with this for once.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You watch too many zombie movies

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

I... I wish I was in Jaz's room.

*appears in Jaz's room*

Blech. I don't feel good.

*snoops around room*

There has to be something in here; a note... a picture of me with a dart in it... a voodoo doll... something!

*eyes start to droop*

I'm... I'm tired...

*lays on ground*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Meh...at least I'm not a mindless zombie

I don't really have any cravings for human brains...although...maybe a cow brain would be nice...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

At least you still have your mind

You're not expecting me to take you to a farm or to get a cow brain for you, are you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

There's a butcher that sells animal parts in town...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, what? There's a butcher in town? Should I go to that guy and get you a cow brain now?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yes...

*somehow makes eyes big, bat eyes, though still off color*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smile fondly at him*
Okay, you convinced me.

*turn off the computer*
But when we have kids, don't teach them that trick

*put on my coat*
I'll be back soon.

*about to leave the house when I realize that I don't know where the butcher is*
Um, where's that butcher exactly?