The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

You're gonna have to teleport this stuff upstairs

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*nod*

You want me to fill the bathtub with it now?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I can help you do that

These are probably very tiny bottles

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Probably the kind of bottles that are so small than an MP3 player is huge in comparison

Meet you in the bathroom.

*teleport with the boxes upstairs to the bathroom*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*starts walking upstairs and trips over untied shoelace*

*whacks knee on the steps so hard half his leg detaches*

O_O

Uh...Yuna...I need help here...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*come out of the bathroom*

What is it, Johnny?

*arrive at the stairs and see what the problem is*
Holy poop O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

This is a lot less painful than it looks...

Just help me teleport somewhere so I can sit down and reattach my leg

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*nod and teleport to the bedroom with Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sits on the bed and takes pants off*

*forces leg back into place*

*gets undressed by leaves underwear on*

To the bathroom then

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

("by leaves"?)

*nod and take Johnny to the bathroom*

*open the boxes and take one bottle out*
A bit larger than I expected, but just a bit

*start filling the tub with perfume*