The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Follow the smell that smells like me

It's sort of in the outer area of the city. Trust me, you can't miss the smell.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay I'll be back soon.

*leave the house and, after some walking, smell something dead*
Yuck, what died there? And how many?

*follow the smell, finding the butcher*

*approach the butcher*
Um, excuse me.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Butcher: What's a young lady like you doin' in a place like this? Bah. Whatever. A customer is a customer. What can I do for ya?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think A pretty dangerous lady, I might add*

Do you sell cow brains?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Butcher: Sure do. And pig, sheep, chicken, turkey, and horse too

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

A cow will do, thank you very much.

*think How can that guy work around that kind of smell. Did he lose his sense of smell ages ago?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the butcher gets the brain and wraps it up and gives it to Yuna*

Butcher: Say...you wouldn't happen to be dating a biker guy named Johnny, are ya?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Thanks.

*pay for the brain*

Uh, yes. Why do you ask?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Butcher: He used to come in here a lot to get cow blood. The blood isn't really something people want so I just gave it to him...until the Vampire Blood Association got on me for giving away blood without a permit.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think So that's where he got the cow blood. And here I thought he attacked cows on a farm before we decided to get blood at the HQ*

Wait a minute, "Vampire Blood Association"? o__O

*wonder if the butcher isn't human*