The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*giggle*
"Site for rich snobby people"? Nice namr

*do so*

I didn't even know such a site exists

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Anything exists when you're rich, apparently

But whatever the cheapest stuff is in the most you can get it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And I come from a middle class family living in the former GDR. No wonder I didn't know this

Okay.

*look for the cheapest stuff they have in largest quantity*
Holy poop, I don't think my parents even earn that amount in ten years...

*find something after a while*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't care what it smells like, anything has to be better than "Death"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, it says it smells like vanilla

 

[Sgt Floyd]

.....is this men's or women's?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I didn't check... I was only looking at the price

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You know what, I don't care at this point. Just buy it...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay.

*order it*

*look at Johnny and give him a smile*
It will be alright. You'll be back to normal sooner or later.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sooner would be nice but at least for once I have control and I'm still "human"