The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*arrives at the forest*

*stays hidden and listens for movement*


*hears screams and a truck horn*

*looks to the street to see a kid run in front of a moving truck that wasn't stopping*

O_O

*not thinking...flies at kid and reaching him just in time to turn both of them intangible so that the truck passes safely through*

*picks up kid and gets him out of the street*

*mother approaches*

*thinks* Oh crap...she's probably going to try to attack m or something...

*flinching...takes a few steps backwards*

Mother: You saved my son!

O_O

*backs up...not sure what to do*

Mother: Wait...don't be scared...

O_O

*decides to just flee back into the woods*

Mother: *calls* Wait...I just want to thank you!

........

*hears movement*

*a rabbit jumps out of nowhere*

Ah...

*pounces on rabbit and disposes body in a vortex* I can't risk people finding a dead rabbit with its blood drained...

*turns invisible and flies back to the apartment*

Hey guys...I'm back...I think we need to watch the news...

 

[Lola p]

Wha...

What happened?

 

[Misskermie]

Why Sarge?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Grace...how are you feeling? You were being possessed. I was able to drive the thing out of you and destroy it...

 

[Lola p]

Ok I guess...

*pukes*

 

[Misskermie]

I'll get the bucket...

 

[Lola p]

*phone rings*

**comes back 10 minutes later***

Ok, We have a new person coming guys!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh? Who?

*to Sarge*
Why? Did something news worthy happen?

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*I walk into the big city, and look around.*

Ahem, let's see, Houdini Ave. Where could that be?

*walks around for a while, and sees a sign in the distance.*

Huh? Well that's it! My little shop I bought!

*walks into decrepit store, puts suitcase down*

Well, here I am...

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*After a few hours of magical repairwork, the store is as good as new. I turn over a sign that reads, "Open".*

Well, I've finally done it. Old Wizard McGuffin would be proud...