The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Ow...what was...

*sees Casey* Oh, Hi. Welcome, dude.

 

[Misskermie]

Yup. Except it's usually Grace's fault. *snickers*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Squeak! Um, hi. Nice to meet you.

 

[Misskermie]

Ha Sarge is all late and wrong.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes back to flipping through the channels*

*stops*

Reporter: We are here with a woman who says that a monster saved her son's life. Now, can you tell us what exactly happened?

Woman: Well, my son got away from me and wandered into the street. There was a truck coming and it wasn't stopping. Suddenly, I see this black thing come out of the woods and grab onto him. I wasn't sure exactly what happened but it was almost like they just passed through the truck. It then put my son back safely on the sidewalk. It looked liked the same monster who was on tv that everyone thought died. I went to thank it, but it flew into the woods. It seemed scared. I think it thought I was going to hurt it.

Reporter: There you have it folks. More proof that monsters might not be the evil things of our nightmares.

 

[Misskermie]

Sarge, I don't know if I should hit you or not right now.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What? Couldn't let the kid get run over...

I was more concerned that the woman was going to twist what happened...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare open mouthed at the news report*
Well, that's good. Now we know why you wanted us to watch the news.

*mumble "Evil things of our nightmares"?*

 

[Misskermie]

They have nightmares about us apparently...

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Wait, are we evil or not? Cause, I may or may not have a traumatic backstory about that...