The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: I am aware of sightings of another monster yesterday. We have not found any bodies of victims, however, we did find a lot of blood on the roof of a building. We do not have a good description...although what little information we do have suggests it may have been a jersey devil

 

[Lola p]

Haha!

*rolls on floor laughing hard*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *motions to cut feed* Ok, whats so funny, Wolfie? Do we need to put a shock collar on you?

 

[Lola p]

The jersey devil...

*starts laughing again*


Look, I'm not evil! This guy *motions to cop* is!

Can I please speak to the mayor?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: The mayor approved of your capture. Also, we aren't live anymore. Shows how dumb you monsters really are

 

[Lola p]

Was I talking to the viewers? No, I was talking to camera men.

Look, I wanna see the major. Now.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: No. You can't

 

[Lola p]

Look, I'll be a good girl from now on if you just let me talk to him.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: You really wanna talk to the mayor? Fine.

*guy from camera crew walks up to cage*

 

[Lola p]

Hi. I cannot believe why you are doing this to me! I have feelings too! I have emotions!