The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: You've been quiet, Wolfie. I'm not sure whats worse. You making an obnoxious racket or you being quiet. At least with you talking I know what you are up to.

 

[Lola p]

*glares*

The world is in jeopardy and I am in here.

Don't you have a tv apearance or something?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *glares*...maybe. *walks away to get ready*

 

[Lola p]

So, I'm gonna be on the news? Yay....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*comes back with a camera crew*

Cop: Hello citizens of Monstropolis. I understand that because of these recent sightings of monsters, many of you are now living in fear. But fear not! For I have captured one of those vile beasts. *camera pans to Grace* These mindless things want nothing more than to sink their teeth into you and make you your next meal.

 

[Lola p]

*facepalm*

Look, that isn't true!

I'm nice, this guy is just twisted!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *laughs* As you can see, it has the ability to mimic human speech, but it's cognitive abilities seem rather low. Its only thoughts are "eat" and "kill." It is safely locked behind these electrified bars, so it cannot get out and attack anyone else.

 

[Lola p]

Look, people, I'm not trying to kill you! I'm trying to protect you from people like this guy!

*points at cop*

This is abuse! This man must e remove for power imediatley!

Isn't the major here or something?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Now, we are going to make sure this monster does not escape again. In a few days, it will be transferred to a research facility where we will study it and possibly dissect it. We want to learn more about it in case there are other monsters out there like it. That way, we know how to defend you.

 

[Lola p]

This is nuts!


Listen, I still have feelings! I still am alive!

*points to camera man*

How would YOU like it if people dissected you?