The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

The only abnormality here is how bad my friend here smells.

(edited because my original post sounded offensive )

 

[Misskermie]

Yup. And I can touch my nose with my tounge.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You go inside that house nextt time. How should I know it would take longer than a few minutes to get home?

Cop: "Can't remember shooting a bird..."

 

[Lola p]

*acidental shows bite mark*

**cop notices**

 

[Misskermie]

Oh crap...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Officer, if you can smell her from where you are standing, imagine how bad it smells being two inches away.

 

[Misskermie]

Yeah, she smells awful!

(No offense Yuna)

 

[Mo Frackle]

(from behind nearby bushes) Pssst. You guys need me to distract the cop?

 

[Misskermie]

Shhhhh! *Whispers:They're already suspicious, get outta here!)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***No, the last thing we need is to be charged with fleeing from the cops...***