The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Um...ok...so what does that have to do with us?

 

[Lola p]

Who said that monsters were like that? The monsters from the public service announcement thing were nice.

 

[Vincent L]

That does not justify shooting me.

(someone get the bullet outta my wing?)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Cop: "Well, you did come from where this abondoned house stands. The guy coulda been talking about you."

Just because we came from that direction doesn't it mean we were at the house

Cop: "True but I had to check."

 

[Vincent L]

By shooting me? Why don't you just use a megaphone?

 

[Lola p]

Do you hate monsters o something? Why?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Birds don't talk...stop that. You really want us to get in trouble?***

 

[Vincent L]

[well, I can't shapeshift with a bullet in my wing. I wonder what the police thinks of this?]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Cop: "Did the bird just talk? And, Missy, how could you not hate monsters? These abnormalities that shouldn't even exist."

*mumble Anyone who does not feel offended, please raise their hands, claws, paws, wings, fins and whatever*

 

[Misskermie]

*Trys to get bullet out*
It's stuck.

(If birds don't talk, why did they shoot him?)