The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Voice: Hey! I recognize you! Yer that witch I was hired to kill. I may have decided to forget about you, but now that you just killed some of my family...I'll just do it right here...*giant roach monster steps into view*

 

[Misskermie]

Well, if we were rocks, we'd be in deep shist...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

WAAH!!!
*hide behind Sarge Copy until I realized what it said; stop hiding and stand right before the roach monster*
Hired to kill? No one kills me. Not before I get my revenge on Sarge for traumatising me multiple times. If somebody's getting killed tonight, it's you!
*cast a fire spell on the monster*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Copy: No need to be rocks, I think we already are...literally...*picks foot up revealing a footprint about 3 inches deep*

 

[Misskermie]

Should we hide, or help?

 

[Lola p]

*this reminds me of something.... *


Arg!


*runs trough window*

Back off, bug brain, or else.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Roach: AAARRGGG! *picks up "stuff" of the floor and uses it to put out fire* *spits acid at Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think I'm going to burn these shoes when this is over.

*kill more roaches with fire*

 

[Lola p]

STOP!

Now, why do you want Yuna dead?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*shriek when the acid hits me*
You disgusting little son of %$/§$&§!

*cast a thunder spell on the monster*