The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I hate to say it...but do you want to check it out? Its a starting point

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, let's go.
*to Mister Frosch*
Thank you. I hope next time I'm here, I'll be able to buy an ice cream.

Mister Frosch: "You're welcome and good luck."

*we leave the ice cream shop*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hesitantly gets on bike with Yuna*
*drives really slow and really carefully to house*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*raise eyebrow at the sudden slowness*
Are you that afraid of roaches? Or is it something else?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Even though in human form my senses aren't nearly as heightened, they are still extremely sensitive. The combination of the smell and sound of roaches is worse than you screaming directly in my ear...that and I hate filth...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh I see. Then we better try to get this over with as soon as possible. I'm not really looking forward to this either. Roaches are just... ugh.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*pulls up to run down looking house*

Oh god...I can smell it out here...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look nauseated at the house*
Just looking at this place makes me want to puke. Why roaches? Why couldn't it be something that doesn't smell so digusting?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Like moths...they don't stink. And they taste good.

I don't think I can go in there. I'm about to puke from the smell being out here...I won't make it if I go in...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Moths taste good? I don't think I wanna know how you know that.

*take a deep breath*
I go in. If I don't come back alive... I want to be buried with all my possessions.