The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Other than Johnny looking like he's going to die from exhaustion, everything is great! Come on out here, Johnny!

*slowly shuffles out with his shirt off, showing off the most amazing upper body you could see. His abs are beyond perfect and has bigger, more defined arm muscles that have the perfect ratio to the rest of him*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*jawdrop*

Wow O_O

*stare at Johnny's upper body with big eyes, not even noticing I'm drooling*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: I knew demons could get pretty fit, but I've never seen any like that. That's more of an incubus trait

*is too tired to respond to either of them*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And here I thought Johnny couldn't get any more attractive O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: At least he's always wearing that stupid coat so no one will see his muscles You might want to get him home before he just-

*passes out*

Fang: Too late...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think I take him home and let him rest now. He deserves a rest after all.

Bye, Fang.

*teleport with Johnny home, to our bedroom*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Bye. And make sure he works out at least once a week!

*still passed out at home*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*let Johnny rest on the bed, thinking to myself Hm, working out at least once a week? Guess it won't be too bad and he will get used to this kind of thing*

*sit next to Johnny, admiring his muscles*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*meanwhile*

*Rex goes into the MIB*

Rex: Fang, I'm sorry I reacted that way. I don't quit.

Fang: Sorry, you cannot be an agent anymore.

Rex: WHAT?

Fang: Our policy about hurting monsters still applies to agents. What you did was crossing the line. You were secretly hoping that bull would kill him. You know non were-animals are enemies with the were-animal counterpart.

Rex: But we do have a policy that criminal monsters need to be stopped, even if it means killing them.

Fang: Johnny is not a criminal. He's helped us so much over the past few months.

Rex: He was going to kill me

Fang: He was a were-cow that wasn't totally in his right senses and you instigated him. Of course he attacked. Look, I know you haven't gotten over your wife, but do you really want Yuna to suffer like you did? Come on...killing Johnny would just result in an extremely powerful and very angry witch probably killing everyone.

Rex: You are stupid and blind, you know that?

Fang: It was in the past. He's changed his ways. He didn't want to kill anyone, he got a job to do it. After living on your own and escaping from some crazy scientists, he probably didn't know of anything better and thought it was the only job he could get.

Rex: Are you seriously excusing the fact he's killed more monsters and people than even the worst wars imaginable?

Fang: That's a huge exaggeration. Now stop this. Do I need to lock you up? You are a danger to him and a danger to yourself.

Rex: Oh am I? *Rex runs into a room storing chemicals and potions of all kind*

Fang: REX! *transforms and runs after him and tackles him* STOP IT!

*Rex already had something in his hand and drinks it* Being human is boring.

Fang: O_O *growls*

*Rex throws Fang across the room and into a wall* Stay out of my way...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*unaware of what is going on at the HQ*

*lie down, with my arms around Johnny's waist*