The Creature Calamity Club

[PanthraDion]

*Runs down the beach and does a sharp turn and comes pelting back past Alan.*
Alan: Hey!! No fair!
Very fair.
Alan: I wasn't genetically modified!
Hey! Like I had a choice in that!!!
Alan: Yeah...right.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I doubt other girls would notice a long a you wear your coat.

*place my hands on Johnny's body and feel his muscles*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Tomorrow, I'm staying in bed...

Although that feels good...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You truly deserve a break and...

*open subspace and get a bag of pretzels out*
These :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*happy squeak*

*takes pretzels and eats one*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smile at his squeak*
You did really great with your work out :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I sure did :3

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And now you look even more attractive than ever :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But what if I couldn't lose the weight? What happened to "it doesn't matter what I look like?"

Because you always get funny when I do change appearances...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I would have just accepted it if you couldn't lose weight. We couldn't know until you started to work out. You didn't want to end up as a werecow but it happened and curing you was important to me. I really like the way you look now but even if you didn't lose weight, do you really think I would have left you? I would have been disappointed, I won't deny that, but I would have gotten over it.