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Yuna Leonhart

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Um, okay...

*to Johnny*
I won't be too far away, you'll be fine.

*leave the gym*
 

PanthraDion

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*Playing the piano when Kiwi jumps up on the piano bench.*
Kiwi: I want to cuddle with you as you play.
*Sighs*
Ok then Kiwi. Just don't climb on the keyboard.
Kiwi: Ok.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Fang: Ok! Time for the exercise bike!

....

*after a while doing that he's more or less back to his normal weight*

Am I done now?

Fang: Nope! Time for crunches!

X_X
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*still at the HQ, pondering what I should do*

*decide to go to the mall to do some shopping*
 

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*after that*

Fang: Ok, last thing. Weight lifting!

Oh you gotta be joking -_-

Fang: Here's two hundred pound weights. That should be nothing. Alternate arms

It would be nothing if I wasn't in so much pain!

Fang: Just do it
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*enter the mall and just walk around unil something in a shop catches my eye*
Hm...

*a few minutes later; leave the store with a little shopping bag*

*go to a coffee shop and order a latte machiatto*
 

Sgt Floyd

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*is basically passed out on the floor*

Fang: You did great.

Uuuggghhhh

Fang: Now just because you don't gain weight doesn't mean you can stop working out. If you want to stay like this you need to do sit ups and lift weights at least once a week for about 5 minutes each

UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*finish drinking my latte macchiato and leave the coffee shop*

*buy a few pretzels at the pretzel stand before leaving the mall and walking ack to the HQ*
 

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Fang: Now get up, take your shirt off, and get out there and show off to Yuna!

......

*manages to get up*

*Fang leaves the room* Yuna?
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*arrive just as Fang call for me*

*talk while storing my shoppings in subspace*
I'm here. Is everything alright?
 
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