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Sgt Floyd

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*moos*

*Fang follows the moos and finds him*

Fang: I found him! *holds onto his bridle so he doesn't go anywhere*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*follow Fang and smile when he finds Johnny*

Good... Wonder if he's producing any milk already? :/
 

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Fang: Well...there's one way to find out...you're going to have to try milking him.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Great, I never tried to milk a cow before :/

*sigh*
But I can try. All I need is a stool and a bucket.
 

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Fang: Just pretend you're giving him a......never mind...*Fang's face gets red*

*stomps on Fang's foot*

Fang: OW! What was that for? Yuna, just see if anything comes out.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*blush*
I think I know what you mean...

*approach Johnny and milk him a few times to see if anything comes out*
 

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*just moos uncomfortably as nothing happens*

Fang: It was worth a shot...but you'll know when he really does start producing milk. He'll start howling like he's being murdered. Werecows produce milk a lot faster than a normal cow and if you don't milk them, it causes pain. That's why werecows are so violent.
 

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*stop milking as soon as I see that nothing come out*

*pet Johnny while addressing Fang*
Well, guess we still have to wait then.
 

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Fang: At least Johnny is being pretty good through all of this. It's probably hard to have your own memories and feeling but still only have the brainpower and reasoning of a cow...maybe he won't remember any of this...

*moos*

***Hungry...***
 
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