The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, he told me he didn't rememer how he got out of the house when he oke up yesterday :/

*pet Johnny while talking to him*
I know sweetie...

*to Fang*
But he has to eat something, we can't let him starve.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: I know, I know...hm...maybe we could let him eat while exercising...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*tilt head*
And how can we let a cow exercise?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: A treadmill. But seriously, Johnny is going to have some serious working out to do when this is over...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I know... but at least he'll be back to normal sooner or later...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: But don't worry. Even though He's going to have to work out a bit, he'll be back to his normal weight in no time due to his demon genetics. Come on, let's him something to eat...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Good to know. I like my husband sexy

*nod; to Johnny*
Come on, we'll get you something to eat.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Fang leads them to a room with grass in it*

Fang: We can regulate how much he eats in this room. Werecows would just sit and eat all day if you let them...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And knowing Johnny, I wouldn't be surprised if he does eat all day long o__O

At least there's no bull in here.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: I really don't know what rex was thinking with that...I honestly don't think anything would have happened. He might be a female cow, but I don't think he would have the right reproductive organs...

*moos and runs into the room, and starts eating*